19.10.2025
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Author: New Year’s Day

Funny New Year Wishes


  • Wishing you 12 months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, and countless moments of joy.
  • Many look forward to the New Year for a fresh start—let’s hope our old habits don’t tag along!
  • I’m so excited for 2026—fortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to break this year.
  • Happy New Year! Here’s to a year of binge eating, boozing, and laughing through it all.
  • May your resolutions last longer than your leftover holiday cookies.
  • Wishing you a year of joy, laughter, and minimal awkward Zoom calls.
  • Cheers to 2026: same friends, same fun, just newer calendars.
  • Here’s to forgetting the mistakes of last year and repeating the funny ones.
  • Happy New Year! Let’s make questionable decisions in style.
  • Cheers to a year of laughter, chaos, and snacks at all hours.
  • Here’s to forgetting last year’s mistakes and repeating the funny ones.
  • Happy 2026! Time to use new calendars as coasters.
  • Let’s celebrate a year where the only thing serious is the dessert.
  • May your New Year be full of memes, giggles, and minimal Zoom calls.
  • Wishing you 12 months of fun, 52 weeks of laughs, and 365 days of surprises.
  • Let’s make this year ridiculous in the best possible way.
  • Happy New Year! Remember, calories and bad decisions don’t count in January.
  • To more nights we’ll never forget and mornings we’ll barely remember.
  • May your resolutions last longer than your leftover holiday cookies.
  • Here’s to a year where laughter outweighs stress and joy outweighs chaos.



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