Poems ✍️
A (P) Lea To (P) Oemhunter
O ppoemhunter - hear my pplea:
please dropp that ppleonastic p!
Suppose your spelling, dropp by dropp
ran PCs short, all crashing, *lo*,
and *oets had to write their *oetry
without the strength to hold their *!
It could reduce dear England's language
and cause considerable *oetic anguish
(and by 'England's language', AJS,
I do not mean... well, you can guess...)
Would Doctor Nerd-like surgery
help remove that extrusive *?
'twould be a cut to *lease any Aryan
but all things considered, humanitarian...
As old men (meta*horically)
suffer so unsociably,
from all too frequent need to wee,
restrain your *C's excess *!
Overuse could be averse
to *oets' *oems, or verse - or worse;
and *arekh's generous realm of dreams
would be reduced by reams and reams...
*oemhunter's world-wide error
could set the *undits cold with terror -
like *ublic toilets when overused,
*lease to mind your *'s and queues!
so *oemhunter, I dropp this *lea:
*lease take care just where you *?
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