Poems ✍️

Inside a toilet at the Zoo
a man was doing what they do,
he always liked the fellow's size
and feasted on him with his eyes.
By chance though, through the open door
he caught a glimpse and heard a roar,
and when he saw the great big trunk
his happy heart had quickly sunk.
He didn't need to see the rest
this animal was truly blessed.
He knew that in a beast this big
it wouldn't do to own a twig.
The moral is, (as if you cared!) :
the size of organs, when compared,
can scare your own and steal your pride.
My own prefers to stay inside.