Poems ✍️
  22.06.2025
  18

Author: Spike Milligan

The Lion

If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away


  humor Animals survival absurdity

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