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How many slams in an old screen door?Depends how loud you shut it.How many slices in a bread?Depends how thin you cut it.How much good inside a..

They said come skating;They said it's so nice.They said come skating;I'd done it twice.They said come skating;It sounded nice….I wore roller-They..

Sick 'I cannot go to school today,'Said little Peggy Ann McKay.'I have the measles and the mumps,A gash, a rash and purple bumps.My mouth is wet, my..

(Hey the truth might hurt so I'm tellin' you now that you better not ask me)Hey you better not ask me where I been all nightWhy my eyes are shinin'..

Hector the CollectorCollected bits of string,Collected dolls with broken headsAnd rusty bells that would not ring. Bent-up nails and ice-cream..

(Daddy what if the sun stop shinin' what would happen then?)If the sun stopped shinin' you'd be so surprisedYou'd stare at the heavens with wide open..

Oh, I'm being eatenBy a boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,A boa constrictor,I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,And I don't like it--one bit.Well..

Now, listen to me, folks...Hear what I say.You got to eat oysters everydayThey'll put your love life back on trackThey're nature's own..

Oh the CrocodileWent to the dentistAnd sat down in the chair,And the dentist said, 'Now tell me, sir,Why does it hurt and where?'And the Crocodile..

I've got a couple more years on you, baby...that's all.I've had more chances to fly and more places to fall.And it ain't that I'm wiser...It's only..

Somebody has to go polish the stars,They're looking a little bit dull.Somebody has to go polish the stars,For the eagles and starlings and gullsHave..

If you were only one inch tall, you'd ride a worm to school.The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool.A crumb of cake would be a..

Sarah Cynthia Sylvia StoutWould not take the garbage out!She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,Candy the yams and spice the hams,And though her..

My skin is kind of sort of brownishPinkish yellowish white.My eyes are greyish blueish green,But I'm told they look orange in the night.My hair is..

My house is my castle

Murder will out

Much will have more

Much ado about nothing

More haste, less speed

Money spent on the brain is never spent in vain

Money often unmakes the men who make it

Money is a good servant but a bad master

Money begets money

Misfortunes tell us what fortune is

Misfortunes never come alone (singly)