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Riddle: What is something that is more useful when you break it? Hint: It's not an egg.Answer: A glow stick.

Riddle: What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?Answer: Snowballs.

Riddle: Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties?Answer: Because you should never drink and derive.

Riddle: What did the doctor say when a man tells him, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" ?Answer: The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow..

Riddle: Where are average things manufactured?Answer: The satisfactory.

Riddle: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?Answer: Because he was a little shellfish.

Riddle: What did one hat say to the other?Answer: You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Riddle: How do crazy people go through the forest?Answer: They take the psycho path.

Riddle: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?Answer: Because it was two-tired!

Riddle: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Answer: Phillipe Phillope.

Riddle: What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?Answer: Roberto.

Riddle: Why can't you play "Hide and Seek" with a mountain?Answer: Because the mountain always "peaks"!

Riddle: Why did the Orange (fruit) cross the road?Answer: It saw a "Cutie"! (A Cutie is a type of orange)

Riddle: I give you all the money in the world but I receive nothing. What am I?Answer: A tree.

Riddle: I am boneless, small, and weak, yet can crush and kill; the speed of what comes out of me outstrips the steed. My great storehouse is your..

Riddle: I eat paper, I spit it out, I need ink, but still spit it out. What am I?Answer: A printer.

Riddle: I always go to the right, but I can never go to the left. What am I?Answer: Hands on a clock.

Riddle: What word can be grammatically correct, when used consecutively in the English language?Answer: Had:'"James while John had had had had had..

Riddle: If I say that I will give you $100,000 tomorrow, when will you get it?Answer: Never! Tomorrow NEVER EVER comes! It's always TODAY!!!

Riddle: I scream out in the dark, I bring light to you, my flame whispers in the darkness. What am I?Answer: A candle.

Riddle: I sit here collecting dust, I can wait forever to open me and you will not be disappointed, I can make you laugh, cry, and sad, I contain all..

Riddle: You eat this after lunch, It's sweet and tastes really good but backward it will make you stressed. What is it?Answer: Desserts. That's..

Riddle: What did the traffic lights say to the cars?Answer: “Don’t look I’m changing!”

Riddle: I have 16 legs then, I sleep for about a fortnight and a merge with 6 legs. What am I?Answer: A Butterfly

Riddle: What is one plus one day?Answer: Sum-day.