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Riddle: What type of boat has authority?Answer: Ownership!

Riddle: What tire goes on vacation?Answer: A retire!

Riddle: Whether you choose or whether you don't, I leap from the peak to the hope of a bond. Attempts to extinguish my work's divine, Only hardens..

Riddle: I am big and sharp, And to others like harp. I slice and dice, But don't take advice. What am I?Answer: A sword

Riddle: Three equal numbers that when add them up is Sixty but not twenty. What are the numbers?Answer: 55+5=60

Riddle: What is a good restaurant for a basketball team?Answer: Dunkin Donuts.

Riddle: A man took the shell off of his champion racing snail to make it go faster. Did it work?Answer: No. In fact, the snail became rather sluggish!

Riddle: If I say I am lying, am I telling the truth?Answer: This is impossible to solve, because if I were telling the truth, then I would be lying..

Riddle: You have seven pens and nine pigs. You must arrange the pens so that each pen has an even number of pigs. Zero is not allowed, nor will it..

Riddle: What noise did the robot bee make whilst making honey?Answer: Bee-Poop

Riddle: There is a magical door, that has only one rule. A witch can't go in but her broom can. She sometimes stick her teeth in but never her mouth...

Riddle: Did you hear about the one with a broken hearing aid?Answer: Neither did he!

Riddle: What kind of car, or vehicle, does a sheep drive?Answer: “Lamb”orghini (Lamborghini)

Riddle: Despised I am by knave and liar. After me, the wise inquire, I rise above all death and fire. What am I?Answer: The Truth.

Riddle: I can be all colours of the rainbow, Or have no colour at all. Sometimes I'm empty, Sometimes I'm full. What am I?Answer: Glass.

Riddle: I have no mind or a soul. I've been eternally attached since man's dawn. My kind disappear on and off, to everyone I accompany them to their..

Riddle: Crimson I am born, yellow I dance, ebony I die. What am I?Answer: Fire.

Riddle: Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?Answer: Because his wife was a total flake.

Riddle: What can be picked but not chosen?Answer: A nose.

Riddle: What has every color in the rainbow no matter what?Answer: A rainbow.

Riddle: What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?Answer: Pencil- vania!

Riddle: What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?Answer: The feeling is mootual.

Riddle: Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?Answer: She was the queen of De-Nile!

Riddle: Why is Peter Pan always flying?Answer: He Neverlands.

Riddle: My friend asked, "What rhymes with orange?".Answer: I said, "No it doesn't".