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Riddle: Sometimes I'm slow, sometimes I'm fast. I can destroy even the strongest buildings, yet I never move. What am I?Answer: Time.
Riddle: What can chew, but can't eat?Answer: A train.
Riddle: I have 3 eyes. When the red one opens everything freezes until another one opens again. What am I?Answer: Stoplight.
Riddle: A Robber is robbing a bank. He steals all the customer's money when he sees a safe. He threatens the clerk to tell him the code for the safe...
Riddle: Two coins equal 30 cents and one isn't a nickel. What are the two coins?Answer: A nickel and a quarter because one isn't a nickel but the..
Riddle: I'm found in the sea and on land but I can't walk or swim. I travel by foot but I'm toeless. No matter where I go I'm never far from home...
Riddle: What is mostly reliable but you won't make a peep unless it goes beep?Answer: An Alarm Clock.
Riddle: I can swing but have no rope. What am I?Answer: A door.
Riddle: What do you call a flying monkey?Answer: A hot air baboon.
Riddle: If you cross a cliff with jelly beans what do you get?Answer: Rock Candy!!!
Riddle: There are 10 dogs in a yard. 3 go out, 4 run behind a tree, and 2 jump in the hole. How many are left?Answer: 10. Because none of them left..
Riddle: What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?Answer: A stamp!
Riddle: What flies without wings?Answer: Time.
Riddle: If 1 equals 5, 2 equals 10, 3 equals 15, 4 equals 20, then what does 5 equals to?Answer: 1 -- because 1 equals 5 :)
Riddle: A plane travels from Sydney to Beijing, leaving on Thursday 1:00pm, taking exactly 24hrs to travel. The plane lands at 10:00am. What happened..
Riddle: A mountaineer enters town by llama on Friday, staying there for 3 days before leaving. He leaves on Wednesday. How could this be?Answer: His..
Riddle: What did the beach waves say to each other?Answer: Nothing, the just waved.
Riddle: What can be measured, but has no length, width, or height?Answer: The Temperature.
Riddle: What did the blanket say to the mattress?Answer: "I've got you covered."
Riddle: Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race?Answer: He couldn't ketchup. (He couldn't catch up)
Riddle: What did the pen say to the pencil?Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle: Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line?Answer: He was two-tired.
Riddle: What did the boy get when he stole a calendar?Answer: Dates.
Riddle: I'm invisible to the eye. I can never die but without me, you will die. People keep me in jars and boxes but when will they realize that I'm..
Riddle: What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!!