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Riddle: A butcher is 6 foot and 11 inches tall. He works at "Meat for All". What does he weigh?Answer: He weighs meat.

Riddle: A man is walking down a road with a basket of eggs. As he is walking he meets someone who buys one-half of his eggs plus one-half of an egg...

Riddle: You serve me, but can't eat me. What am I?Answer: A Tennis Ball.

Riddle: I am something, I kiss my momma before i die. What am I?Answer: A matchstick.

Riddle: What room can you never enter?Answer: A mushroom.

Riddle: Two teams were playing soccer against each other. One player from Team One scored a hat trick (triple goal). Their teammates were very happy...

Riddle: There was a man who everybody called Batman he knew nothing about bats and thought they were gross. He still loved it when people called him..

Riddle: I'm blue at day and black at night; I do contain some creatures born and died. What am I?Answer: Sea water.

Riddle: What animals would be the best at playing video games?Answer: An octopus.

Riddle: What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?Answer: Ketchup!

Riddle: The man had not slept in days, yet he was well-rested. How could this be?Answer: He only sleeps at nights (he had not slept in DAYS)

Riddle: What kind of personality disorder does Venterloquin have when he had a conversation with his partner? Venterloquin: partner is it you that..

Riddle: I am the symbol of prying and meddling, for I smell fish that is worth a roundabout fish to fry. What am I?Answer: A nose.

Riddle: What is the smallest sentence with all letters in the English alphabet?Answer: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Riddle: There are 3 apples for 2 sons and 2 fathers to eat. Each of them get their own apple. How is it numerically possible?Answer: They are one..

Riddle: Why do chickens lay eggs?Answer: Because if they drop them, they will break.

Riddle: What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?Answer: Queue. Remove the "ueue" and you..

Riddle: 10 copycats were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left?Answer: None, as they were copycats they copied each other.

Riddle: How many seconds are there in one year?Answer: 12.  Every month has a 2nd.

Riddle: What is faster hot or cold?Answer: Hot, you can easily catch a cold.

Riddle: I am the breath of relief and depression. What am I?Answer: A sigh.

Riddle: When is homework not homework?Answer: When it's done at school.

Riddle: There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But..

Riddle: I am a common greeting said by many. If you take my last letter away I become a place. If you replace my first letter with another letter I..

Riddle: What has emotions, but isn't living? Can be as Blue as the ocean or Red as blood. sometimes happy, sometimes sad, sometimes angry.Answer: A..