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Riddle: What weighs more, a pound of rocks or a pound of feathers?Answer: They both weigh the same.

Riddle: Why can't you trust the law of gravity?Answer: Because it will always let you down.

Riddle: What's the quickest way to make oil boil?Answer: Add the letter B.

Riddle: What can you find in the center of gravity?Answer: The letter V

Riddle: What would you get if you crossed two bananas?Answer: A pair of slippers.

Riddle: What is the difference between electricity and lighting?Answer: You have to pay for electricity.

Riddle: What did the scientist get when he crossed a chicken and a cow?Answer: Roost beef.

Riddle: What type of dogs do scientists have?Answer: Lab-oratory retrievers.

Riddle: How was the robot gorilla fixed?Answer: With a monkey wrench.

Riddle: What snacks do you serve at a robot party?Answer: Assorted nuts.

Riddle: What did the baby robot say to his mom?Answer: "I love you watts and watts."

Riddle: What song was the baseball player singing on third base?Answer: "There's no place like home."

Riddle: How can you make a fly ball?Answer: Hit him with a bat.

Riddle: Why was the chef hired to coach the baseball team?Answer: Because he knew how to handle batter(s).

Riddle: Where do great dragon baseball players go?Answer: To the Hall Of Flame.

Riddle: Where do coal diggers play baseball?Answer: The minor (miner) leages.

Riddle: Why is the baseball field hot after a game?Answer: All the fans left.

Riddle: Why can't turtles play baseball?Answer: They can't run home. 

Riddle: How do you hold a bat?Answer: Upside down by it's feet.

Riddle: What has 18 legs and catches flies?Answer: A baseball team.

Riddle: What is the monkey's favorite month?Answer: Ape-bril.

Riddle: What was the spider doing on the baseball team?Answer: Catching flies.

Riddle: What position do pigs play on the baseball field?Answer: Short-stop.

Riddle: What does a male sheep do when he is angry?Answer: He goes on a ram-page.

Riddle: The outlaw went for a trip on friday for three days and came back on friday. How is this possible?Answer: His horse was named Friday