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Riddle: Why is it dangerous to play cards in the wild?Answer: Because of all of the cheetahs.

Riddle: Why were the tennis players arrested?Answer: Because they had racquets.

Riddle: Why were the clothespins arrested?Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.

Riddle: A person was in jail, All he had in his cell was a piano. Yet, he managed to escape. How?Answer: He played the piano until he found the right..

Riddle: What kind of party do prisoners like best?Answer: A going-away party.

Riddle: What kind of bars won't keep a prisoner in jail?Answer: Chocolate bars.

Riddle: Why was the picture sent to jail?Answer: Because it was framed.

Riddle: Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?Answer: It used fowl language.

Riddle: How is an escaping prisoner like an airplane pilot?Answer: Both want safe flights.

Riddle: Why are people in jail the slowest talkers ever?Answer: They can spend 25 years on a single sentence.

Riddle: How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?Answer: Both want to be bailed out.

Riddle: Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?Answer: He wanted to make a clean getaway

Riddle: Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?Answer: Because they would like to break out

Riddle: How are prisoners like astronauts?Answer: Both are interested in outer space

Riddle: What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?Answer: A jeweler sells watches, a jailer watches cells.

Riddle: What hired killer never goes to jail?Answer: An exterminator.

Riddle: Why can't you keep a clock in jail?Answer: Because time is always running out

Riddle: Why did the clock get arrested?Answer: Because it struck twelve.

Riddle: I'm done with a hand, one at a time; A motion to make words, but not to make lines; I'm known as correct, and as a way, in a way; And even if..

Riddle: What is the first thing a gardener sets in his garden?Answer: His foot.

Riddle: No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook. What is it?Answer: Your own nose.

Riddle: How can you spell "enemy" in three letters?Answer: F O E.

Riddle: What part of London is in France?Answer: The letter N.

Riddle: What is that over your head and under your hat?Answer: Your hair.

Riddle: Which President wore the largest hat?Answer: The one with the largest head.