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Riddle: What is the best thing to put into pies?Answer: Your teeth.

Riddle: What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?Answer: One is female, the other is mail-fee.

Riddle: When does a public speaker steal lumber?Answer: When he takes the floor.

Riddle: Why is a crash of thunder like a jeweler?Answer: Because both make the ear-ring.

Riddle: What have eyes but cannot see?Answer: Potatoes.

Riddle: What country would you send a man to for his appetite?Answer: To Hungary.

Riddle: What is the last thing you take off before going to bed?Answer: Your feet from the floor.

Riddle: What has legs but cannot walk?Answer: A chair.

Riddle: Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?Answer: It is under the lash.

Riddle: What kind of ears does an engine have?Answer: Engine-ers.

Riddle: What has a mouth but never eats?Answer: A river.

Riddle: Before he turned physics upside down, a young Albert Einstein supposedly showed off his genius by devising a complex riddle involving a..

Riddle: Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?Answer: An old TEN dollar bill is better that just a ONE dollar bill!

Riddle: Which is the largest room in the world?Answer: The room for improvement.

Riddle: When was beef the highest that it has ever been?Answer: When the cow jumped over the moon.

Riddle: When may a man's coat pocket be empty, and yet have something in it?Answer: When it has a hole in it.

Riddle: What is the difference between a coat and a baby?Answer: The one you wear, the other you were.

Riddle: What do you throw out to use and take in when you're done?Answer: An anchor.

Riddle: What gets whiter the dirtier it gets? What is it?Answer: A chalkboard. 

Riddle: You serve me but never eat me. What am I?Answer: A tennis ball.

Riddle: Only two back bones and a thousand ribs. What am I?Answer: Railroad track.

Riddle: I am used to bat with, yet I never get hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What I am?Answer: Eyelashes .

Riddle: How do bees get to school in the morning?Answer: On the school buzz.

Riddle: What time does a tennis player get up?Answer: Ten-ish.

Riddle: What time does a duck get up?Answer: At the quack of dawn.