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Riddle: How do you know when your alarm clock is hungry?Answer: When it goes back four (for) seconds. 

Riddle: Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?Answer: She wanted to be on time.

Riddle: What do comedians eat for breakfast?Answer: Corny flakes.

Riddle: What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?Answer: Fast food.

Riddle: What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?Answer: Cheer-eee-ohs!

Riddle: Why was the broom late?Answer: It overswept.

Riddle: Why did Mama Duck scold her goslings?Answer: For eating quackers in bed.

Riddle: What toys do baby snakes take to bed?Answer: Their rattles.

Riddle: Where does a werewolf like to hide?Answer: In your claws-it.

Riddle: What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?Answer: Hairy Potter.

Riddle: What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?Answer: A vampirate.

Riddle: What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.

Riddle: What snack does the Man in the Moon like?Answer: Space-chips.

Riddle: How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?Answer: Eclipse it.

Riddle: Why are Tooth Fairies so smart?Answer: They gather a lot of wisdom teeth.

Riddle: Where do bedtime books sleep?Answer: Under their covers.

Riddle: What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?Answer: Winnie-the-Phew!

Riddle: What does Cinderella wear at the beach?Answer: Glass flippers.

Riddle: How did the pancake hurt itself?Answer: Doing backflips.

Riddle: Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?Answer: He can't find it

Riddle: I can be cracked. I can be made. I can be told. I can be played. What am I?Answer: A joke.

Riddle: What do Japanese people wear to bed?Answer: Tea-shirts.

Riddle: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?Answer: Corn.

Riddle: What runs around the whole yard without moving?Answer: A fence.

Riddle: What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?Answer: It quacked up.