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Riddle: What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle: Why is the sun like a good loaf of bread?Answer: Because it's light when it rises.
Riddle: What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?Answer: One is a hunted stag and the other a stunted hag.
Riddle: What does the artist like to draw best?Answer: His salary.
Riddle: What is a bare-faced liar?Answer: One without whiskers.
Riddle: Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?Answer: Because it must be ground before it is used.
Riddle: Why did the golfer change his socks?Answer: He had a hole-in-one.
Riddle: What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?Answer: Florence Nightingown.
Riddle: Why did Silly Billy's mom write TGIF on his slippers?Answer: For "Toes Go In First."
Riddle: Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle: How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle: Why did the radish turn red?Answer: It saw the salad dressing.
Riddle: What does a slice of toast wear to bed?Answer: Jam-mies.
Riddle: What's a lifeguard's favorite game?Answer: Pool.
Riddle: Where do jellyfish sleep?Answer: In tent-acles.
Riddle: What did the little lobster get on its math test?Answer: Sea-plus.
Riddle: How do caterpillars swim laps?Answer: They do the butterfly.
Riddle: How do chiropractors swim laps?Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle: How do veterinarians swim laps?Answer: They dog paddle.
Riddle: When should you charge your electric toothbrush?Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle: How do you divide the sea in half?Answer: With a sea saw.
Riddle: Why do dolphins swim in salt water?Answer: Pepper makes them sneeze.
Riddle: What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?Answer: Her A-B-Seas.
Riddle: How does a robot shave?Answer: With a laser blade.
Riddle: Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?Answer: He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.