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Riddle: Why can't a cook swallow his apron?Answer: Because it goes against his stomach.

Riddle: What has 88 teeth but never brushes them?Answer: A Piano.

Riddle: Why was the plumber so tired?Answer: He was drained.

Riddle: What would you do if you broke a tooth while flossing?Answer: Use tooth paste to glue it back together.

Riddle: How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?Answer: With a monkey wrench.

Riddle: If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?Answer: Hiss and Hers.

Riddle: What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?Answer: He was brain-washed.

Riddle: What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?Answer: Paper towels.

Riddle: Why did the shower bar turn red?Answer: It's towel fell off.

Riddle: What's a plumber's favorite song?Answer: "Singing in the Drain."

Riddle: What do steel workers sing in the shower?Answer: Heavy Metal.

Riddle: What do computer programmers sing in the shower?Answer: Disc-o.

Riddle: What do angels sing in the shower?Answer: Soul.

Riddle: What do bumblebees sing in the shower?Answer: BeeBop.

Riddle: What do goblins sing in the shower?Answer: Rhythm and boos.

Riddle: What do fathers sing in the shower?Answer: Pop.

Riddle: Which rock singer really, REALLY needs a shower?Answer: Mud-donna.

Riddle: What did the faucet say to the shower?Answer: "You're a big drip."

Riddle: If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?Answer: An eye wetness.

Riddle: What does a stone become when in the water?Answer: A whetstone.

Riddle: What driver never gets arrested?Answer: A screw driver.

Riddle: What room can no one enter?Answer: A mushroom.

Riddle: Where does a rabbit go for a shampoo?Answer: To a hare-dresser.

Riddle: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.

Riddle: A slender body, a tiny eye, no matter what happens, I never cry. What am I?Answer: A needle.