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Riddle: What is the name of the ugliest tree?Answer: Yew.

Riddle: What is the end of everything?Answer: The letter G.

Riddle: What makes a pair of shoes?Answer: Two shoes.

Riddle: Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?Answer: Both need beating.

Riddle: Why is your nose not 12 inches long?Answer: Because it would then be a foot.

Riddle: When are cooks cruel?Answer: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.

Riddle: When is a man like a snake?Answer: When he gets rattled.

Riddle: Why did the jelly roll?Answer: It saw the apple turn over.

Riddle: What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?Answer: Carpet.

Riddle: What is the worst weather for rats and mice?Answer: When it rains cats and dogs.

Riddle: What is good for your bald head?Answer: Some hair.

Riddle: Why do we look over a stone wall?Answer: Because we cannot see through it.

Riddle: What is the smallest bridge in the world?Answer: The bridge of your nose.

Riddle: When will water stop running downhill?Answer: When it reaches the bottom.

Riddle: When the clock strikes 13, what time is it?Answer: Time to get it fixed.

Riddle: What kind of bug hates Christmas?Answer: A Humbug!

Riddle: What American has had the largest family?Answer: George Washington, Because he was the father of his country.

Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?Answer: When it is felt.

Riddle: How many hairs are in a bunny rabbit's tail?Answer: None. They are all outside.

Riddle: What usually becomes a woman?Answer: A little girl.

Riddle: With what two animals do you always go to bed?Answer: Two calves.

Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?Answer: Tickle its navel.

Riddle: Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?Answer: To prevent son-burn.

Riddle: What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?Answer: A submarine sandwich!

Riddle: What do bumblebees put in the bathtub first?Answer: Their bee-hinds.