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Riddle: Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?Answer: Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Riddle: Lily is a lilypad in a small pond. Lilly doubles her size each day, On the 20th day she covers the whole pond. On what day was Lily half the..
Riddle: What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?Answer: Soap operas.
Riddle: Why did the little potato cry in the bathtub?Answer: It got soap in its eyes.
Riddle: Where do sailors take their baths?Answer: In a tubmarine.
Riddle: Why can't a herd of elephants ever get really clean?Answer: Because they can't take off their trunks.
Riddle: Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?Answer: It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Riddle: What happened when Mickey Mouse fell into the bathtub?Answer: He came out squeaky clean.
Riddle: What's tall, Italian, and covered in pepperoni?Answer: The leaning tower of Pizza.
Riddle: Why is Europe like a frying pan?Answer: Because it has Greece at the bottom.
Riddle: How do chickens like to dance?Answer: Chick to chick
Riddle: What happens when you forget to pay an exorcist?Answer: You get repossessed.
Riddle: Harry, why are you swimming on your back?Answer: They say you should never swim on a full stomach.
Riddle: Why are artist no good in sports matches?Answer: Because they keep drawing.
Riddle: How do monkeys make toast?Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle: How do snails get their shells so shiny?Answer: They use snail polish.
Riddle: What time is it when you see the monster?Answer: Time to run.
Riddle: What kind of drinks do aliens like best?Answer: Gravi-tea.
Riddle: When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?Answer: At launch time.
Riddle: What kind of music can you hear in space?Answer: A nept-tune.
Riddle: What sea is in space?Answer: The galax-sea.
Riddle: Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?Answer: At parking meteors
Riddle: Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
Riddle: Why do witches buy magazines?Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle: How do you make a pirate angry?Answer: Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.