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Riddle: Where do you take a sick pirate ship?Answer: To the dock!
Riddle: Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?Answer: So you toot-'n'-come-in.
Riddle: What bird can be heard at mealtimes?Answer: A swallow.
Riddle: What do you call a sleeping cow?Answer: A bull-dozer.
Riddle: What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?Answer: A cold spell.
Riddle: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a fairy?Answer: Stinkerbell!
Riddle: What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?Answer: A chicken that plucks itself.
Riddle: What happened to the burglar who broke into a calendar factory?Answer: He got twelve months.
Riddle: Why do criminals shower so often?Answer: They like to make a clean getaway.
Riddle: Why are police officers so strong?Answer: Because they can hold up traffic.
Riddle: Did you hear about the man who was arrested for selling self-portraits?Answer: He was framed.
Riddle: Why was the photograher arrested?Answer: The police found his prints at the scene of a crime.
Riddle: Why are fish so clever?Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle: What happens when a sea monster gets angry?Answer: It causes a comm-ocean.
Riddle: How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle: In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?Answer: Wrap Music.
Riddle: Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?Answer: Because he was listening to sole music.
Riddle: Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle: What was written on Frankenstein's monster's grave?Answer: "Rust in peace."
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle: What do spiders eat with their dinner?Answer: Corn on the cobweb.
Riddle: What has lots of legs and smells nice?Answer: A scent-ipede.
Riddle: What is the most useful instrument in a mathematics teacher's tool kit?Answer: Multi-pilers!
Riddle: What do mathematics teachers like to eat?Answer: Pi.
Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?Answer: Wipe their sheets.