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Riddle: What is the scariest side of a haunted house?Answer: The inside.
Riddle: What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?Answer: A hamsterjam.
Riddle: Where do Dutch hamsters live?Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle: What do you call it when two mice almost collide?Answer: A narrow squeak.
Riddle: Where do TVs go on vacation?Answer: To remote places.
Riddle: What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?Answer: Hardened criminals.
Riddle: Why are opera singers good sailors?Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?Answer: A walkie-talkie.
Riddle: What happened when the crooks fell into the ocean?Answer: They started a crime wave.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Riddle: What did the mountain climber name his son?Answer: Cliff.
Riddle: Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Riddle: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?Answer: A stick.
Riddle: What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?Answer: Jumping to a conclusion.
Riddle: Which part of the mermaid weighs the most?Answer: Her scales.
Riddle: How did the barber win the race?Answer: He used a short-cut!
Riddle: How do you spot a modern spider?Answer: She has a Web Site.
Riddle: What did the pen say to the pencil?Answer: So, what's your point?
Riddle: Why didn't the car feel well?Answer: It had gas.
Riddle: How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?Answer: You rock-it!
Riddle: How does the moon cut his hair?Answer: E-clipse it!
Riddle: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?Answer: A neck-tarine!
Riddle: What did the dollar say to the four quarters?Answer: You've changed!
Riddle: What did one math book say to the other math book?Answer: Do you want to hear my problems?