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Riddle: Why did the baby strawberry cry?Answer: His parents were in a jam.
Riddle: How do you repair a broken tomato?Answer: Tomato paste!
Riddle: What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Answer: Sorry, you're not my type.
Riddle: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle: Why can't a leopard hide?Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle: What does a shark eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish!
Riddle: What kind of shoes do spies wear?Answer: Sneakers.
Riddle: What kind of streets do zombies like?Answer: Dead ends!
Riddle: What did the ocean say to the beach?Answer: I'm not shore.
Riddle: What do you call a happy cowboy?Answer: A jolly rancher.
Riddle: Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?Answer: To day scare!
Riddle: Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?Answer: Because his player had the perfect pitch!
Riddle: I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?Answer: A sponge!
Riddle: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?Answer: A nervous wreck.
Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?Answer: Fish and ships.
Riddle: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?Answer: Catch you later.
Riddle: Where do Generals keep their armies?Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle: Why did the clock get sick?Answer: It was run down.
Riddle: Why did the vampire take art class?Answer: He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
Riddle: What do you call two witches who live together?Answer: Broommates!
Riddle: Where do penguins keep their money?Answer: In a snow bank!
Riddle: Why don't chickens play baseball?Answer: Because they hit fowl balls.
Riddle: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?Answer: I think I'm coming down with something.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Answer: Frostbite.
Riddle: Where can you learn to make ice cream?Answer: In sundae school.