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Riddle: Why don't dogs make good dancers?Answer: Because they have two left feet.
Riddle: What is a cheerleader's favorite cereal?Answer: Cheer-ios!
Riddle: Why did the belt go to jail?Answer: For holding up a pair of pants.
Riddle: What building has the most stories?Answer: The library.
Riddle: What language does a billboard speak?Answer: Sign language.
Riddle: Where does the smart butter go?Answer: On the honor roll.
Riddle: Who is braver, a stone or a tree?Answer: The stone, because it's a little boulder.
Riddle: What did the first casket say to the second casket?Answer: Is that you coffin?
Riddle: When do truck drivers stop to eat?Answer: Whenever they come to a fork in the road.
Riddle: Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?Answer: To make himself a hero sandwhich!
Riddle: What did the bee say to the flower?Answer: Hello, honey!
Riddle: What business is King Kong in?Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle: What does a vegetarian zombie eat?Answer: Graaaaaaaains!
Riddle: Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?Answer: Because it said "concentrate."
Riddle: Excuse me, waiter, this food tastes funny?Answer: Then why aren't you laughing?
Riddle: What is the most slippery country in the world?Answer: Greece!
Riddle: How do you know if a clock is hungry?Answer: It goes four seconds.
Riddle: What do snakes do after a fight?Answer: They hiss and make up!
Riddle: Where do you take a sick boat?Answer: To the dock!
Riddle: What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?Answer: A knight gown!
Riddle: What type of music are balloons scared of?Answer: Pop Music!
Riddle: What do cats call mice on a skateboard?Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle: Where should you put a noisy dog?Answer: In a barking lot!
Riddle: What does a frog do when its car breaks down?Answer: It gets toad!
Riddle: What did the tree wear to the pool?Answer: Swim trunks!