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Riddle: What lets you walk through walls?Answer: Doors!

Riddle: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.

Riddle: How did the beaver get online?Answer: He logged on.

Riddle: What does a clam do on his birthday?Answer: He shell-ebrates!

Riddle: What did the balloon say to the pin?Answer: Hi, Buster.

Riddle: Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?Answer: Because they prefer to eat their fingers separately.

Riddle: What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?Answer: A flying sorcerer!

Riddle: What do you call a man whose father was a cannon?Answer: A son of a gun!

Riddle: How does Yoda shave?Answer: With a laser-blade.

Riddle: What do you call a cow's bedtime stories?Answer: Dairy tales.

Riddle: Who do witches stop for on the highway?Answer: Witch-hikers.

Riddle: Why did the cookie go to the doctors?Answer: It felt crummy.

Riddle: Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?Answer: The goblin.

Riddle: What did one slug say to the other slug?Answer: I'll get you next slime.

Riddle: What do you give a sick lemon?Answer: Lemon aid!

Riddle: Where do burgers like to dance?Answer: At a meatball!

Riddle: Why do skeletons hate the cold?Answer: The wind goes right through them!

Riddle: How do you make a hamburger smile?Answer: Pickle it gently.

Riddle: Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?Answer: Because of nightbears.

Riddle: What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?Answer: Nacho cheese!

Riddle: Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.

Riddle: What happened to the man who plugged his electric blanket into a toaster?Answer: He kept popping out of bed.

Riddle: Why does a firefly glow?Answer: It eats light meals.

Riddle: Why did King Arthur have a round table?Answer: So no one could corner him!

Riddle: What game makes the most noise?Answer: Tennis, you can't play it without raising a racket!