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Riddle: Why did the chicken cross the playground?Answer: To get to the other slide!
Riddle: Why is Russia such a fast country?Answer: Because the people are always Russian.
Riddle: Who invented fractions?Answer: King Henry the 1/8!
Riddle: What do elves do after school?Answer: Gnomework!
Riddle: How did the farmer fix his jeans?Answer: With a cabbage patch!
Riddle: How do you make a strawberry shake?Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle: Why did the king go to the dentist?Answer: To get a new crown.
Riddle: What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle: Why did the pony cough?Answer: He was a little horse!
Riddle: How does the gingerbread man make his bed?Answer: With cookie sheets.
Riddle: What do you call a 100-year-old ant?Answer: An antique!
Riddle: Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?Answer: Because he wanted the No-bell Prize.
Riddle: What kind of music does a blacksmith like?Answer: Heavy metal!
Riddle: Why did the football team go to the bank?Answer: To get a quarter back!
Riddle: Why would Snow White be a good judge?Answer: Because she's the fairest in the land.
Riddle: What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?Answer: Spare-ribs!
Riddle: What do you call a sleeping bull?Answer: A bulldozer!
Riddle: What animal has more lives than a cat?Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Riddle: What kind of garden does a baker have?Answer: A flour garden!
Riddle: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?Answer: At the bottom.
Riddle: Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle: What do elves make a sandwich with?Answer: Shortbread.
Riddle: How do monsters like their eggs?Answer: Terri-Fried.
Riddle: What kind of pictures do elves take?Answer: Elfies!
Riddle: How do you clean a dirty tuba?Answer: With a tuba toothpaste!