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Riddle: What kind of music do aliens like?Answer: Nep-tunes.

One hundred years ago, and something more,In Queen Street, Portsmouth, at her tavern door,Neat as a pin, and blooming as a rose,Stood Mistress..

And now along the horizon's edgeMountains of cloud uprose,Black as with forests underneath,Above their sharp and jagged teethWere white as drifted..

The cabin windows have grown blankAs eyeballs of the dead;No more the glancing sunbeams burnOn the gilt letters of the stern,But on the..

The jolly skipper paused awhile,And then again began;'There is a Spectre Ship,' quoth he,'A ship of the Dead that sails the sea,And is called the..

At Stralsund, by the Baltic Sea,Within the sandy bar,At sunset of a summer's day,Ready for sea, at anchor layThe good ship Valdemar.The sunbeams..

A cold, uninterrupted rain,That washed each southern window-pane,And made a river of the road;A sea of mist that overflowedThe house, the barns, the..

All praised the Legend more or less;Some liked the moral, some the verse;Some thought it better, and some worseThan other legends of the past;Until..

Well pleased the audience heard the tale.The Theologian said: 'Indeed,To praise you there is little need;One almost hears the farmers flailThresh out..

When the long murmur of applauseThat greeted the Musician's layHad slowly buzzed itself away,And the long talk of Spectre ShipsThat followed died..

'What was the end? I am ashamedNot to remember Reynard's fate;I have not read the book of late;Was he not hanged?' the Poet said.The Student gravely..

Riddle: What did Obi-Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?Answer:  Use the forks (force).

Riddle: Why didn't Superman know he could fly?Answer: He didn't know his cape-abilities.

Riddle: What fruit always travels in groups of two?Answer:Pears.

Riddle: What bird is always out of breath?Answer: A puffin.

Riddle: Where do crayons go on vacation?Answer: Color-ado.

Riddle: What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?Answer: An onion ring.

Riddle: What food lives at the beach?Answer: A sand-wich.

Riddle: How do vampires like their food served?Answer: In bite-size pieces.

Riddle: What room do ghosts avoid?Answer: The living room.

Riddle: Why aren't elephants allowed on the beach?Answer: They can't keep their trunks up!

Riddle: Why are pirates pirates?Answer: Because they just Arrrrr!

Riddle: Where do books sleep?Answer: Between their covers.

Riddle: What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?Answer: Thunderware.

Riddle: Why was the student's homework in his father's handwriting?Answer: Because the student borrowed his pen.