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Mr. Finney had a turnip,And it grew, and it grew,And it grew behind the barn,And the turnip did no harm.And it grew, and it grew,Till it could grow..

Tempora labuntur, tacitisque senescimus annis,Et fugiunt freno non remorante dies.Ovid, Fastorum, Lib. vi.'O Cæsar, we who are about to dieSalute..

Riddle: Tara has $29.00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the..

Riddle: There is a man stood on top of a mountain frozen holding a peice of straw. How did he get there?Answer: He was with his friend in a hotair..

Riddle: Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?Answer: Because he was a Cheetah!

Riddle: Gods' arrows cannot be counted. What are they?Answer: Rain.

Riddle: There are three guards and three prisoners who need to cross a river. Their boat only holds two people at a time, and the number of prisoners..

Riddle: If what goes up must come down, what comes down that must go up?Answer: The Sun.

Riddle: How can you catch a unique rabbit?Answer: You u-neak up on it.

Riddle: A house has four walls a ceiling and a beam going across the middle. The front door is locked from the inside and there are no windows. There..

Riddle: How many sides does a circle have?Answer: Two. The inside and the outside.

Riddle: There are 4 borthers 3 of them want to buy a television which is 30 pounds. Each of them pay 10 pound each they give the money to the fourth..

Riddle: My first is a fluid, my second a solid, my whole a plant. What is it?Answer: Liquorice.

Riddle: What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?Answer: Fried Chicken.

Riddle: I can spell, yet I have no mouth. I can speak to animals, but can't speak to humans. I am fierce but small. What am I?Answer: I am a bee.

Riddle: A queen bee was buzzing, a worker bee was buzzing, a honey bee was buzzing, and a killer bee was buzzing. How many bees were in..

Riddle: I walked down the street day and I found something that had worth. You make sure you don't lose it. It has a color, size, and shape but..

Riddle: I am seen in the water and seen in the sky, I am in the rainbow, a jay's feather, and lapis lazuli. What am I?Answer: The color blue.

Riddle: I have three USA coins. They are not a quarter, dime or penny and they add up to 60 cents. What are the coins?Answer: A 50 cent piece and 2..

Riddle: A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns and hears a voice Jesus is watching you. He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder...

Riddle: Rock and roll, rock and roll. What rocks but does not roll?Answer: A Rocking chair

Riddle: Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me. What am I?Answer: Your word.

Riddle: What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?Answer: Any. Houses can't jump.

Riddle: Little Nancy Ettistoat, in a white pettiecoat and a red nose, the longer she stands, the shorter she grows! What is it?Answer: A candle.

Riddle: How does a dog stop the VCR?Answer: He uses the PAWS button.