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Riddle: A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a 'no left' turn sign. A policeman sees..
Riddle: Make me thy lyre, even as the forests are. What if my leaves fell like its own -- The tumult of thy mighty harmonies Will take from both a..
Riddle: I have three eyes, all in a line. When the red one opens, it all freezes. What am I?Answer: Traffic light.
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a dog with a trickster’s day?Answer: April Drool’s Day. A playful pun on “April Fools’,” this reflects the..
Riddle: A man crosses a desert in 10 days with no water. How?Answer: He's a camel named Abdul. The unexpected twist (a camel, not a man) mirrors the..
Riddle: What has fifty heads and fifty tails?Answer: Fifty pennies or coins.
Riddle: What dress does everyone have, but no one wears?Answer: An address.
Riddle: If you counted 20 houses going to school, and then 20 houses on the left, going home. How many houses have you counted?Answer: 20. They're..
Riddle: Stronger than any beast, Rougher than any sea. Steadier than a favorable wind, and of me none shall be free. What am I?Answer: I am Earth.
Riddle: I have four of these, With matching extremities. They can do many things, And hardly ever bring me pain. Unless I stick them with a pin, Or..
Riddle: A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?Answer: The daughter.
Riddle: He was afraid to go home because of the man in the mask. Who is the man in the mask?Answer: The man in the mask is the catcher.
Riddle: You get many of me, but never enough. After the last one, your life soon will snuff. You may have one of me but one day a year, When the last..
Riddle: What is Medusa's favorite cheese?Answer: Gorgonzola.
Riddle: I'm by nature solitary, scarred by spear and wounded by sword, weary of battle. I frequently see the face of war, and fight hateful enemies;..
Riddle: I have four legs but never walk I may be covered in flowers but have no soil I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal. What am..
Riddle: Within, I clean all that is bad and old. I make juice that's the color of gold. Should I die, a filter machine would you need to assemble to..
Riddle: It has a long neck, a name of a bird, feeds on ships' cargo, and is not alive. What is it?Answer: A crane.
Riddle: The more of these you take, the more appear behind you. What am I?Answer: Steps.
Riddle: I run through hills; I veer around mountains. I leap over rivers and crawl through the forests. Step out your door to find me. What am..
Riddle: How many birth days does the average person have?Answer: One!
Riddle: What hath but three feet, three hands, and three eyes?Answer: Two pirates.
Riddle: I am filled with hotness. I don't mind how hot water is. What am I?Answer: A hot water bottle.
The Genius Of The Crowd
there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the averagehuman being to supply any given army on any given dayand the best at murder are..
© Charles Bukowski
Confession
waiting for deathlike a catthat will jump on thebedI am so very sorry formy wifeshe will see thisstiffwhitebodyshake it once..
© Charles Bukowski