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Preparedness
Right must not live in idleness,Nor dwell in smug content;It must be strong, against the throngOf foes, on evil bent.Justice must not a weakling..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
My Paw Said So
Foxes can talk if you know how to listen,My Paw said so.Owls have big eyes that sparkle an' glisten,My Paw said so.Bears can turn flip-flaps an'..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Little Master Mischievous
Little Master Mischievous, that's the name for you;There's no better title that describes the things you do:Into something all the while where you..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
An Easy World
It's an easy world to live in if you choose to make it so;You never need to suffer, save the griefs that all must know;If you'll stay upon the level..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
About Boys
Show me the boy who never threwA stone at someone's cat;Or never hurled a snowball swiftAt someone's high silk hat.Who never ran away from school,To..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Songs Of Rejoicing
Songs of rejoicin',Of love and of cheer,Are the songs that I'm yearnin' forYear after year.The songs about childrenWho laugh in their gleeAre the..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Cookie Jar
You can rig up a house with all manner of things,The prayer rugs of sultans and princes and kings;You can hang on its wall the old tapestries..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Riddle: I run around cities but never move. What am I?Answer: A wall.
Riddle: How can a woman living in New Jersey, legally marry 3 men, without ever getting a divorce, be widowed, or becoming legally separated?Answer:..
Riddle: I'm pleasing to the eye A tool for many absent of mind A tapestry of fickle lies Blind to even the most pensive spies I'm often the breeder..
Riddle: A red cap on my head, A stone in my throat, you tell me the answer, I'll give you a Groat. What am I?Answer: I am a cherry.
Riddle: Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?Answer: The letters I & S.
Riddle: I cut through evil like a double-edged sword, And chaos flees at my approach. Balance I single-handedly upraise, Through battles fought with..
Riddle: I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to..
Riddle: Hickory-Dickory-Dock! The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one and down did come. Hickory-Dickory-Dock! What am I?Answer: A..
Riddle: What goes in the water red, and comes out black?Answer: Iron.
Riddle: When is a door not a door?Answer: When it is ajar.
Riddle: What measures out time, Until in time all is smashed to it?Answer: Sand.
Riddle: As destructive as life, As healing as death; An institutioner of strife, Just as prone to bless. It is all that is good, Yet with an evil..
Riddle: Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies won't rot! What is it?Answer: Toothpaste!
Riddle: Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last. Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights - A city in the twilight, dim and vast, With smoking..
Riddle: What is it that given one, you'll have either two or none?Answer: A choice.
Riddle: With no wings, I fly. With no eyes, I see. With no arms, I climb. More frightening than any beast, stronger than any foe. I am cunning..
Riddle: I saw a creature: his stomach stuck out behind him, enormously swollen. A stalwart servant waited upon him. What filled up his stomach had..
Riddle: My first is not bent around. My second means "lift her up" or "cut her to the ground." What am I?Answer: A straight razor.