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Riddle: How do you know if there's an elephant under your bed?Answer: You bump your nose on the ceiling.

Riddle: What is dry going in, wet going out and satisfies two people?Answer: A tea bag!

Riddle: What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?Answer: A stick of gum.

Riddle: A big person and a small person are going to fish. The big person is not the small person's father but the small person is the big person's..

Riddle: What does an Aardark like on its pizza?Answer: Ant-chovies.

Riddle: You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which..

Riddle: Without a bridle, or a saddle, across a thing I ride a-straddle. And those I ride, by help of me, though almost blind, are made to see. What..

Riddle: How are people like animals?Answer: We have bare (bear) feet, frogs in our throats, calves in our legs and bull on our tongues.

Riddle: With a little detective work and deep thought, the following facts can make an accurate statement. 11 is a racehorse 12 is 12 1111 race..

Riddle: Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?Answer: To keep his wigwam.

Riddle: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?Answer: The outside.

Riddle: Why was Miss Cow sad?Answer: Her boyfriend was in a bullfight!

Riddle: Why is a pencil like a riddle?Answer: It's no good without a point.

Riddle: Why is a manhole cover round and not square? Can you guess the two reasons?Answer: 1: It can't fall through the hole like a square one could...

Riddle: Why do dragons sleep all day?Answer: So they can hunt knights! Play on the words "night" and "knight". 

Riddle: What two reasons why whispering in company is not proper?Answer: It is not aloud (allowed).Private earing (privateering) is unlawful.

Riddle: Why is green grass like a mouse?Answer: Green grass is like a mouse, because the cattle eat it (cat’ll eat it).

Riddle: Who killed one-fourth of mankind?Answer: Cain (who killed Abel, leaving only himself, Adam and Eve).

Riddle: Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?Answer: A shirt.

Riddle: White bird, featherless, flyin' out o' paradise, flyin' over sea and land, dyin' in my hand. What is it?Answer: A snowflake!

Riddle: As I was walking across the London Bridge, I met a man who tipped his hat and drew his cane, and in this riddle, I said his name. What is..

Riddle: While playing with a metal washer shaped like a ring, Dave accidentally pushed it on his finger too far and couldn't get it off. Trying to..

Riddle: While mixing sand, gravel, and cement for the foundation of a house, a worker noticed a small bird hopping along the top of the foundation..

Riddle: While exploring the wilds of Canada, George was captured by hostile wood fairies. Zion, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could..

Riddle: Which would see most clearly in total darkness? A bat, a tiger, or an owl.Answer: None. In total darkness it is impossible to see anything.