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The Comedian
Whatever the task and whatever the risk, whereverthe flag's in air,The funny man with his sunny ways is sure tobe laughing there.There are men who..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
What Ma Said
When Pa came home last night he had a package in his hand,Now Ma,' said he, 'I've something here which you will say is grand.A friend of mine got..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Old Mister Laughter
Old Mister LaughterComes a-grinnin' down the way,Singin': 'Never mind your troubles,For they'll surely pass away.'Singin': 'Now the sun is shinin'An'..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Neil Snow
The whistle sounds! The game is o'er!We pay our tribute now with tearsInstead of smiling eyes and cheers.Neil Snow has crossed the line once..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
♡ Autoplay
Father's in the woodshed,Cleaning forty fish;Mother's in the kitchen,Washing every dish;Sister's upstairs makingEvery bed we own;The company is on..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Birth Of Love
I REMEMBER the first tiny cry that she gaveAnd my heart felt a thrill that it never had known,And my face which a moment before had been graveWith..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Easter
OUT of the darkness and shadow of death,Out of the anguish that wells from the tomb,Into the splendor of spiritual breath,Now we have burst like a..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Sweetest Soul I Ever Knew
The sweetest soul I ever knewI Had suffered untold sorrow,Had wept full many a long night throughAnd feared the dark tomorrow.Oh! she had seen her..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Worry-Chaser
COME here to me, little lassie of three,And get in your place on your old daddy's knee,Put those chubby arms round where they nightly belongAnd cling..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Shut-Ins
We're gittin' so we need againTo see the sproutin' seed again.We've been shut up all winter longWithin our narrow rooms;We're sort o' shriveled up..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Fine
Isn't it fine when the day is done,And the petty battles are lost or won,When the gold is made and the ink is dried,To quit the struggle and turn..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
When Friends Drop In
It may be I'm old-fashioned, but the times I like the bestAre not the splendid parties with the women gaily dressed,And the music tuned for dancing..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
A Feller's Hat
It's funny 'bout a feller's hat-He can't remember where it's at,Or where he took it off, or when,The time he's wantin' it again.He knows just where..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Becoming A Dad
Old women say that men don't knowThe pain through which all mothers go,And maybe that is true, and yetI vow I never shall forgetThe night he came. I..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Call Of The Woods
I must get out to the woods again, to the whispering trees and the birdsawing,Away from the haunts of pale-faced men, to the spaces wide where..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Bride
Little lady at the altar,Vowing by God's book and psalterTo be faithful, fond and trueUnto him who stands by you,Think not that romance is ended,That..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Bread And Jam
I wish I was a poet like the men that write in booksThe poems that we have to learn on valleys, hills an' brooks;I'd write of things that children..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Lonely Old Fellow
The roses are bedded for winter, the tulips are planted for spring;The robins and martins have left us; there are only the sparrows to sing.The..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Forgetful Pa
My Pa says that he used to beA bright boy in geography;An' when he went to school he knewThe rivers an' the mountains, too,An' all the capitals of..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
A New Baby In The House
Something to talk about, something to do,Something to laugh at the whole day through,Something to look at with pride and with glee,Something for..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Sausage
You may brag about your breakfast foods you eat at break of day,Your crisp, delightful shavings and your stack of last year's hay,Your toasted flakes..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Bud
Who is it lives to the full every minute,Gets all the joy and the fun that is in it?Tough as they make 'em, and ready to race,Fit for a battle and..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Revenge
If I had hatred in my heart toward my fellow man,If I were pressed to do him ill, to conjure up a planTo wound him sorely and to rob his days of all..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Roads Of Happiness
The roads of happiness are notThe selfish roads of pleasure seeking,Where cheeks are flushed with haste and hotAnd none has time for kindly..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The World Is Against Me
'The world is against me,' he said with a sigh.'Somebody stops every scheme that I try.The world has me down and it's keeping me there;I don't get a..
©  Edgar Albert Guest