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Riddle: What kind of story does the Easter Bunny like?Answer: One's with hoppy endings!
Riddle: A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?Answer: Meat.
Riddle: Oh, what a surprise! Oh, what a miracle! It sprouted without a seed, It stood without a trunk. What is it?Answer: The world.
Riddle: The leaves are on the fruit, The fruits is on the leaves. What is it?Answer: A pineapple.
Riddle: You can see it every day, But cannot touch it at will. What is it?Answer: The sky.
Riddle: I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if..
Riddle: I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?Answer: A splinter.
Riddle: What river in Bavaria answers the question, Who is there?Answer: I, ser.
Riddle: What does the Easter Bunny do after it takes a shower?Answer: He uses a Hare dryer
Riddle: Janie's friends were chipping in to buy her a wedding shower present. At first, 10 friends chipped in, but 2 of them dropped out. Each of the..
On Going Home For Christmas
He little knew the sorrow that was in his vacant chair;He never guessed they'd miss him, or he'd surely have been there;He couldn't see his mother or..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Making Of Friends
If nobody smiled and nobody cheered and nobody helped us along,If each every minute looked after himself and good things all went to thestrong,If..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
A Father's Tribute
I don't know what they'll put him at, or whathis post may be;I cannot guess the task that waits for him acrossthe sea,But I have known him through..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
A Choice
Sure, they get stubborn at times; they worry andfret us a lot,But I'd rather be crossed by a glad little boyand frequently worried than not.There are..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Home
The road to laughter beckons me,The road to all that's best;The home road where I nightly seeThe castle of my rest;The path where all is fine and..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Old Friends
I do not say new friends are not considerate and true,Or that their smiles ain't genuine, but still I'm tellin' youThat when a feller's heart is..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
The Rough Little Rascal
A smudge on his nose and a smear on his cheekAnd knees that might not have been washed in a week;A bump on his forehead, a scar on his lip,A relic of..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Things That Haven'T Been Done Before
The things that haven't been done before,Those are the things to try;Columbus dreamed of an unknown shoreAt the rim of the far-flung sky,And his..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Think Happy Thoughts
Think happy thoughts!Think sunshine all the day;Refuse to let the trifling worries stay,Crowd them with thoughts of laughter from your mind.Think of..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
When We Were Kids
WHEN we wuz kids together, an' we didn't have a care,In the lazy days of summer, when our feet wuz allus bare,When a hat warn't necessary, an' a..
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Gardening
GARDENING is hardeningIn every way you view it;It makes a fellow hustle,And it strengthens every muscle;It knots up many a tendonSo that no one can..
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Capital Punishment
PROUD is the state of its millions of men,And proud is the state of its name;In its borders are masters of brush and of pen,And wide as the world is..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
A Prayer
God grant me kindly thoughtAnd patience through the day,And in the things I've wroughtLet no man living sayThat hate's grim mark has stainedWhat..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
True Nobility
Who does his task from day to dayAnd meets whatever comes his way,Believing God has willed it so.Has found real greatness here below.Who guards his..
©  Edgar Albert Guest
Hard Work
One day, in ages dark and dim,A toiler, weary, worn and faint,Who found his task too much for him,Gave voice unto a sad complaint.And seeking..
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