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Always Marry An April Girl
Praise the spells and bless the charms,I found April in my arms.April golden, April cloudy,Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy;April soft in flowered..
©  Ogden Nash
A Word To Husbands
To keep your marriage brimmingWith love in the loving cup,Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;Whenever you’re right, shut up.
©  Ogden Nash
Adventures Of Isabel
Isabel met an enormous bear,Isabel, Isabel, didn't care;The bear was hungry, the bear was ravenous,The bear's big mouth was cruel and cavernous.The..
©  Ogden Nash
Riddle: Hold the tail, While I fish for you. What am I?Answer: A net.
Riddle: What house has post on top, A roof at the bottom, While the rain comes from below?Answer: A boat.
Riddle: How many black beans will make five white ones?Answer: Five when peeled.
Riddle: When you buy me I am costly, but the only use I have is just hanging. What am I?Answer: Earrings.
Riddle: How can you measure nine minutes with have two hourglasses, one four minute and one seven minute?Answer: Turn over both hourglasses at once...
Riddle: Susy is traveling by ship from south of the equator to the north. She has a nice little cabin with a bathroom, but no window. Sally has no..
Riddle: When is a boat like a knife?Answer: When it is a cutter.
Riddle: What is 1/2 of 1/4 of 2/9 of 3/7 of 84?Answer: The answer is 1. 3/7 of 84 = 36. 2/9 of 36 = 8. 1/4 of 8 = 2. 1/2 of 2 = 1
Riddle: Two hours ago it was as long after one o'clock in the afternoon as it was before one o'clock in the morning. What time is it now?Answer: It..
Riddle: A professional fisherman caught 30 fish during a 5-day tournament. Each day, he caught three more fish than the day before. How many fish did..
Riddle: I go up and down the stairs without moving. What am I?Answer: I am a carpet
Riddle: Why do you paint eggs on easter?Answer: It's a lot easier than wallpapering them!
Riddle: Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as flesh, but my heart is made of stone. What am I?Answer: A cherry.
Riddle: What is that which is invisible, but never out of sight?Answer: The Letter I.
Riddle: You can find roads without cars, And roam through forests without trees, Cities exist without houses? Whatever can I be?Answer: A map.
Riddle: I'm fatherless and motherless and born without sin. Roaring when entering the world, I never speak again. What am I?Answer: Thunder.
Riddle: My head and tail both equal are, My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head..
Riddle: There is a bus full of people travelling to San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other..
Riddle: Why does a miller wear a white hat?Answer: To keep his head warm.
Riddle: Why is a nail, fast in the wall, like an old man?Answer: Because it is in firm (infirm).
Riddle: Peter celebrated his birthday on one day, and two days later his older twin brother, Paul, celebrated his birthday. How could this be?Answer:..
Riddle: Three cars had driven into a parking lot at the same time, and the three drivers left them all for the attendant to park. Unfortunately, he..