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The essence of true beautyLingers in all-encompassing rainbowsOf your joy and laughterYou hold my hand and smileAs we ensconce ourselves in our world..

I was thinking of letters,We all have a lot in our lifeA few good - a few sadBut mostly run of the mill-I suppose that's my faultFor writing to run..

Drake is going west, ladsSo Tom is going EastBut tiny FredJust lies in bed,The lazy little beast.

So they bought youAnd kept you in aVery good homeCental heatingTVA deep freezeA very good home-No one to take youFor that lovely long run-But..

If you're attacked by a LionFind fresh underpants to try onLay on the ground quite stillPretend you are very illKeep like that day after dayPerhaps..

Somewhere at some timeThey committed themselves to meAnd so, I was!Small, but I WAS!Tiny, in shapeLusting to liveI hung in my pulsing cave.Soon they..

I saw a little elephant standing in my garden,I said 'You don't belong in here', he said 'I beg you pardon?',I said 'This place is England, what are..

Born screaming small into this world-Living I am.Occupational therapy twixt birth and death-What was I before?What will I be next?What am I now?Cruel..

My sister Laura's bigger than meAnd lifts me up quite easily.I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;She must have something heavy inside.

There must be a wound!No one can be this hurtand not bleed.How could she injure me so?No marksNo bruiseWorse!People say 'My, you're looking..

Things that go 'bump' in the nightShould not really give one a fright.It's the hole in each earThat lets in the fear,That, and the absence of light!

'Twas midnight in the schoolroomAnd every desk was shutWhen suddenly from the alphabetWas heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"Said A to B, "I don't like C;His..

Say Bazonka every dayThat's what my grandma used to sayIt keeps at bay the Asian Flu'And both your elbows free from glue.So say Bazonka every..

A young spring-tender girlcombed her joyous hair'You are very ugly' said the mirror.But,on her lips hunga smile of dove-secret loveliness,for only..

Through every nook and every crannyThe wind blew in on poor old GrannyAround her knees, into each ear(And up nose as well, I fear)All through the..

'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.''Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.''Yes, I know, I heard..

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee,What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?

On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!and the monkeys all say BOO!There's a Nong Nang NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots jibber..

Riddle: What question can you never answer?Answer: "What's it like to be dead?"

Riddle: Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?Answer: A strike was thrown in 10 pin..

Riddle: I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?Answer: I am nothing.

Riddle: What kind of running means walking?Answer: Running out of gas!

Riddle: What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?Answer: A shadow.

Riddle: How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?Answer: His horse is named Friday.

Riddle: If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?Answer: Wet, duh!